It’s a new year, which means it’s time for New Year’s resolutions! We decided to contact our delightful Children of the Wells characters–we’re authors; we can do that–and see what their goals are this year.
Calea: Stay alive. Or don’t. One of those. I don’t care which.
Bron: Relentlessly follow and protect Calea, no matter what she says or does to me. Wait–that was last year’s resolution. Let’s see. How about…own a dog?
Nyasha: Invest in a hard hat.
Jaysynn: Get a mask. And a cape. Girls love capes. Also, a theme song. I seriously need a theme song.
Kyrie: Have “the talk” with Jaysynn. He should know that just because I turn him invisible, I don’t want to be.
Mic: A few months ago I would have said, retire in peace. Now? How about keep Jaysynn in one piece?
Amira: Perfect shooting people while singing songs to my baby–what I like to call bull’s-eye lullabies.
Gunny: Goodness! I don’t know. I’m just happy to be alive!
Dracon: What’s my New Year’s resolution? The same one I have every year: try to take over the world!
There you have it, folks, the hopes and dreams of our fictional characters! See, they aren’t so different from you and me after all.
