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How Bad Movies Changed My Life

By Gregory Meyer
October 9, 2015

This past weekend I had the pleasure of joining my fellow Children of the Wells collaborators in person for our monthly meeting. I don’t live in Indiana, which is where the rest of the members live, so it’s a bit of a drive to reach them. I made it to one meeting last year, and wanted to do it again, so I took the day off from work Friday and made the trip all on my own.

I had a blast hanging out with everyone and chatting about CotW and life. There’s just something about hanging out in a room with other writers that I find invigorating. Most of my friends aren’t writers, so I don’t get to talk about the creative process often with others who can relate. Tim, Nick, Natasha, and Nathan are great people, and I am so thankful that I’m under their guidance for writing my first novel. I can’t thank them enough for all the encouragement and input they’ve given me and my story.

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Figure 1 from www.mst3k.wikia.com

Sadly, I didn’t get a chance to take any pictures of the meet-up, nor the Apple Festival I went to the next day with Tim. But it got me thinking today about how lucky I am to have such great friends that I’ve only met in person twice, other than Tim. How did I get to writing a story in a shared universe with people I didn’t know ten years ago? I started thinking about the DNA of friendship,= and how little things in life can lead to these powerful relationships. So how did I end up writing for Children of the Wells? After some thought, I found the answer: Mystery Science Theater 3000.

So if you will indulge me, let me explain to you how MST3K changed my life and brought me here.

Years ago when I was in middle school, I was flipping through the channels, and saw a strange movie with kids playing hide-and-go-seek in the woods. What stuck out to me was at the bottom of the screen there were the outlines of some guy, a gumball machine, and some weird thing with a net on its head making funny comments at the movie. I watched a bit and found it hilarious, until some scary melting monster appeared and I quickly changed the channel. That was the movie The Incredible Melting Man, my very first experience with Mystery Science Theater 3000, though I didn’t know what it was called at the time.

A few years later, I would pass the Sci-Fi Channel and catch the last fourth of an MST3K episode. I still didn’t know the name of the show, but I became exposed to movies like The Final Sacrifice, Invasion of the Neptune Men, Merlin’s Shop of Mystical Wonders, and Devil Doll. I’d watch what I could and found the show hysterical, but I had yet to become a full-fledged fan.

Fast forward to my sophomore year at college. My roommate Marcus was unpacking his things, when he showed me all the DVDs he brought for us to watch. My eyes widened in recognition at one sitting near the top: Mystery Science Theater 3000: The Movie. I grabbed that movie like Link finding a new item in The Legend of Zelda, turned to Marcus, and said, “I know this show; we need to watch it.” So shortly after, he and I sat down and I watched my first MST3K episode.

From that moment on, I became a hardcore MST3K fan, and it’s impacted my life ever since. With my eyes opened for the first time, I grabbed my friends and made them watch the movie with me. In turn, my college friends too were sucked into MST3K, and to this day, we will watch an episode together when we meet up in person. Over the next few years, I picked up box set after box set, ordering digitally converted episodes to DVD from dealers online. From about 2003-2007, I was obsessed with the show, and my college friends happily came along for the ride. When friends got married, we’d watch an episode at our bachelor parties. It became one of the foundations of our friendships, besides our faith and our love for video games.

After college, my wife (who also became a fan) and I went away to Virginia Beach so we could pursue our Masters. I struggled in making friendships, and I think part of it was that the other people I’d meet didn’t enjoy the show like I did. It’s strange, film school students actually like watching good films, who knew? Most people I showed an episode to would smile and nod, but that was about it.

Then one day, during my first semester meet-and-greet with other new Regent film students, I met a shaggy haired guy from Indiana named Tim. We talked for a bit, and he struck me as a person I wouldn’t mind hanging out with. But while showing an episode of MST3K to a mutual friend, Tim gave him a call, discovered we were watching MST3K, and exclaimed that he, too, was a huge fan of the show. Well, that changed everything; and when we met up for class the following Monday, we had a long discussion about the show, and I invited him over to watch an episode. From that moment on, we became friends, and while we ended up having a ton of common interests, I thank MST3K as being the icebreaker to open our friendship.

I ended up moving back to Illinois during the next semester, but I stayed in contact with Tim through Facebook, as well as through his podcast with Nick. Eventually, when Children of the Wells was looking to add more writers to the series, Tim graciously invited me to join the team, despite having never written a novel before. Once I finished my masters, I accepted the offer, and here I am, writing this blog while editing my first novel.

It’s funny how little things in life can create long lasting friendships. I mean, MST3K is a show about making fun of bad movies, how important can it be? Yet because of it, it’s opened a door for me in my writing career that has been an invaluable experience. I have a solid group of writing friends now, all because I flipped through some channels on TV one boring afternoon.

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Figure 2 from www.mst3k.wikia.com

Keep circulating the tapes!

Gregory the Terrible Reader

By Greg Meyer
July 24, 2015

As promised in my last blog, I completed The Return of the King earlier this week. The last three chapters were something special and brought the whole series full circle in a way most series can only dream of attaining. Most people I talk to can’t believe this was my first time reading through the series, considering its renown as a classic, beloved by millions. Why would a fantasy fan such as myself wait so long to get around to reading one of the greatest fantasy series ever written? Time for another confessional blog, though this time it’s a little less soul-baring.

The truth is back in my younger years I was a terrible reader. Oh, I could read, mind you, from a very early age. Just ask my Grandmother, and she’ll tell you the story. Back in grade school through middle school, I’d often check books out of the library and devour them. But once I reached eighth grade, I left public school for homeschooling and lost my daily access to a school library. Sure, I could go to my town’s public library and check out books, but I didn’t have a driver’s license and it was far enough that I didn’t want to walk there just to check out books. When I did go, I had too many choices to pick from but no guides to tell me what I should read. (more…)

Rings, Swamps, and When All Hope Seems Lost

By Gregory Meyer
July 10, 2015

Come, Mr. Frodo!” [Samwise] cried. “I can’t carry it for you, but I can carry you and it as well. So up you get! … Just tell him where to go, and he’ll go.” —Return of the King by J.R.R. Tolkien

Since about 2013, I’ve been ever so slowly working my way through the most glaring series in my backlog of novels: J.R.R. Tolkien’s Lord of the Rings trilogy. Since most of my friends are huge fans of the venerable Oxford professor, I decided that I needed to be part of the conversation, too. Given that most of my interests as of late consist of world building, Anglo-Saxon history and mythology, and monsters, this was right up my alley. Currently I’m three chapters away from finishing Return of the King, and then onward to The Silmarillion I shall go, for in Middle Earth “the road goes ever on and on.”

While I’ve enjoyed the heroic exploits of Gandalf, Aragorn, Gimli, Legolas, and even Merry and Pippin, it’s the trials of Frodo Baggins and Samwise that’s resonated with me the most. Watching brave Frodo go from the heroic hobbit saving his friends from the frightening Barrow Wights to end up practically crawling up Mt. Doom is heart wrenching. Tolkien shows the reader the magnetic attraction and power the ring has over even the purest of hearts, twisting a kind-hearted soul into a pathetic pawn who can’t complete his quest. It’s daring of the author to show the main character fail at what should be his crowning achievement. (more…)

Children of the Wells Video Game Kickstarter–Coming Soon!

April 1, 2015

Friends,

I have the distinct pleasure and honor to announce the pre-announcement of the Children of the Wells first ever Kickstarter campaign for not one, but TWO indie video game projects! I, along with the other members of ChildrenoftheWells.com, have been hard at work brainstorming and planning out this huge and exciting endeavor which can be funded for the paltry sum of $10,000.

These will be all-new, canon stories featuring additional adventures of Bron & Calea, and of Jaysynn.

“One of my favorite aspects of reading comic books are when storylines span multiple books,” explains project writer Greg Meyer. “I love buying issues of series I have no interest in or face the risk of being completely lost in the story I’m currently reading. I want to bring that same kind of thrill by mixing books with video games. If you want to know what’s going on in the books, you have to play the games.”

When the project was first tossed around, we jumped at the chance. I mean, how hard can it be to make a video game? I made one on my calculator in High School, and technology has only grown since then.

We’re not only making two video games, but their styles will be completely different. That’s right, two different experiences for the CotW fan!

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Actual screen shot!

Jaysynn Quest Go! is an RPG that harkens back to those magical days of our youth, spending hours in front of the television on Saturdays clicking buttons to attack with a sword instead of straining our arm! We’ve studied the classics of the genre, from SaGa Frontier to Quest 64, even going all the way back to that NES gem Hydlide. Spend endless hours getting lost in first-person dungeons, getting into random battles every two steps, and trying to wrap your head around our incomprehensible battle system! Best of all, we’ve removed save points and instead allow you to input passwords. Now you never have to worry about the game battery dying ever again! As for the plot, follow Jaysynn as he traverses the trap-filled labyrinths of Lord Dracon’s tower to rescue Kyrie from the power-mad villain and finally marry her. Can Jaysynn survive the monsters below and defeat Mecha Lord Dracon X to save her? You’ll have to play it and find out! And remember, it’s canon.

Bron & Calea and the Gooey Select is based on the wacky and fondly remembered adventure games of the 80’s. Follow our heroes as they attempt to solve who’s been turning former Select into pink goo. Solve complex and intricate stage puzzles that will require hours upon hours of endless pixel clicking and item combinations. Did you collect the ketchup packet, ball of lint, and dodecahedron from the room you visited twenty hours ago but can’t revisit? No? Better restart your game and start all over again!

Stunning old-school graphics!

Stunning old-school graphics!

Our Story Designer Greg Meyer is hard at work writing out the game scenarios. Based on what we have, it should take 400 hours for you to complete just one of the two games. Now that’s a ton of content! Think of the value you’re going to get if you choose to support our Kickstarter program!

Of course, no Kickstarter project is complete without rewards! Here’s what we’ve planned so far for our wonderful and amazing donors:

  • $1) A dollar? Really? And you’re expecting a reward? How dare you, you cheapskate.
  • $10) Autographed CotW ebook of our choosing.
  • $30) All of the CotW ebooks, signed by just one of our authors.
  • $50) An ebook and one of our old T-shirts with that pizza stain that won’t come out.
  • $500) An eBook and a vial of our tears.
  • $10,000) All expense paid trip to exotic Indiana.*

Note: Contributor is responsible for airfare, lodgings, and food during duration of trip.

We sincerely hope you consider pledging something to our Kickstarter. With your help, we can create a truly revolutionary experience.

Thank you,

The Children of the Wells Staff

 

Please support us. Please.

Greg’s Shelf Gives Sanctuary to The Outcast of Redwall

By Greg Meyer
March 14, 2014

When I found out that this month’s theme was Good Reads, I decided to take a look back at one of my most cherished fiction worlds: the late Brian Jacques’ Redwall series. When Brian sadly passed away a little over four years ago, he left readers with a whopping twenty-two books in his beloved series, a true testament to his deft skills as a teller of tales.

The books tell the tales of a world full of talking animals going on fantastic and dangerous adventures, singing humorous ditties and barrack room ballads, and devouring delicious and mouthwatering feasts. Every story in the Redwall series focuses on the events concerning Redwall Abbey, a sanctuary for beasts that live around Mossflower Country. Mice, squirrels, otters, hedgehogs, hares, shrews, and badgers live in harmony together and stand up against the injustice performed by vermin such as crafty foxes, rotten rats, and sneaky stoats and ferrets. Heroes are born, villains lay siege, weapons clash, and good beasts fall, all in the name to protect the Abbey from the clutches of evil.

Whenever people talk about the Redwall series, they usually talk about the first book—Redwall. Now, Redwall is a great book. In fact, if you’ve never tried Redwall, but would like to get into the series, I’d recommend you read it first. But when all discussion focuses on the first two or three tales on the series, the rest languish in the shadows. Well, not today!

Here’s a secret: you can jump into almost any of the books without worry about losing the overall story. Many of the books are self-contained, with only a few that have suggested prerequisites. While my choice does have a preceding book that you should probably read (Mossflower), I’m still going through with my recommendation. That book is The Outcast of Redwall the eighth Tale of Redwall, and one of my personal favorites.

Sunflash & Skarlath photo from Redwall.wikia.com

Each of us is born to follow a star, be it bright and shining or dark and fated. Sometimes the paths of these stars will cross, bringing love or hatred.” – Rillbrook the Wanderer, in the opening to The Outcast of Redwall.

Thus begins the epic tale of The Outcast of Redwall. Just as the narrator intones, the paths of a young badger with a golden stripe and a cruel six-clawed ferret named Swartt Sixclaw cross and entwined until one can defeat the other. Swartt has cruelly bound and enslaved the badger, whom he calls Scumtripe, for as long as the badger remembers. He once had a different name, a home, and loving parents, but they’re just a dream at this point. The badger isn’t an amnesiac, but like us, we forget who we are sometimes in terrible trials.

But not is all lost, for a wayward young hawk named Skarlath crashes near Swartt’s camp, half frozen to death from a snowstorm. The ferret has Scumtripe guard the hawk for his morning breakfast, but the desperate badger has other plans. Scumtripe revives Skarlath from his frozen condition and Skarlath in turn frees the badger from his long constraining bonds. Taking a massive limb from a tree, the badger fashions it into a mighty mace and seeks his revenge upon the camp of his mocking captors, slaying some and ruining the left paw of Swartt Sixclaw. The badger and ferret swear oaths to one day kill each other before the badger and Skarlath make their escape. Skarlath and the badger become the dearest of friends, with Skarlath christening the badger with a new name— Sunflash the Mace!

Sunflash and Skarlath spend the next few seasons gaining a name for themselves, defending the weak beasts of Mossflower country and scattering vermin wherever they go. After a near-death experience, Sunflash dreams of his family and accepts his destiny to rule the mighty mountain fortress of Salamandastron. But Swartt Sixclaw isn’t twiddling his claws waiting for Sunflash; he’s busy gathering an army of vermin and becoming a powerful warlord. Sunflash and Swartt haven’t forgotten each other, and the day will come when the two meet for the final time in the field of battle and blood.

Caught in the middle of this conflict are two beasts at Redwall Abbey. Swartt’s infant son Veil was lost in a failed battle in the woods of Mossflower and taken to Redwall to be raised by the peaceful beasts of the Abbey. There, the young mousemaid Bryony decides to adopt the infant as her son, loving him as if he was her own. But as the lad grows, Veil becomes more and more like his father, stealing and lying to others, despite Bryony’s attempts to steer him in the right direction.

When Veil is caught trying to poison one of the Abbey beasts, the brothers and sisters of Redwall choose to banish Veil, making him the titular “Outcast of Redwall.” But a mother’s love is not easily broken, and Bryony follows after her son, and the two head straight towards the final deadly conflict between Sunflash the Mace and Swartt Sixclaw.

Veil Sixclaw photo from Redwall.wikia.com

Veil Sixclaw photo from Redwall.wikia.com

What makes Outcast of Redwall one of my favorite books in the series is that the story follows Sunflash’s journey from his life as a slave to him taking his rightful place as Badger Lord of Salamandastron. Almost all of the Redwall books take place over a season or two, giving the reader only a small window of time for the book’s cast. However, The Outcast of Redwall acts more like a chronicle of the lives of Sunflash and Swartt Sixclaw, detailing their differing rise in power. Normally, Redwall villains are at the height of their power when they first appear. Instead, Swartt experiences a type of villain’s journey, going from a small time rover to the leader of a vermin army.

Sunflash makes for an interesting hero as well. The badger is headstrong, almost single-minded in his quest for vengeance against the ferret. This leads to moments where Sunflash makes poor decisions, endangering himself and causing others to come to his rescue. The young badger has a lot to learn, and we experience Sunflash’s triumphs and failures, his joys and his deep sorrow. Sunflash’s journey from Scumtripe to Badger Lord is an exciting and dramatic read, making it one of the very best tales in a series well known for its high adventure.

I first read Outcast back in 2010, already having read quite a few Redwall books during my first trip through the series. While I enjoyed all the books I had read up to that point, Outcast stuck with me, mainly due to Sunflash himself. Watching Sunflash rediscover who he is and travel headlong to his destiny struck a chord with me as I worked through discovering who I was as a writer. Likewise, Sunflash’s close friendship with Skarlath reminded me of the unbreakable friendships I had forged in my life, and the sacrifices we’ve made in helping each other. Though the roads of life can take us in opposite directions, those bonds remain strong through the mire and trials this life brings.

If you’re looking for a book to read during a stormy spring day, I can’t think of a better book than The Outcast of Redwall. So come with me to the land of fearless Badger Lords, bloodthirsty warlords, and tranquil Redwall Abbey and dive into the adventure today!

Eulalia!

Attack of the Dreaded Mutant Killer Monster Snowfall, or It’s a Magical New Year

By Greg Meyer
January 15, 2015

From the Calvin and Hobbes Wikia

From the Calvin and Hobbes Wikia

If you live in a northern part of the United States, then it’s safe to assume you’re familiar with the constant presence of snow during the winter. I’ve lived with snow my whole life, and nothing quite compares to walking outside on a winter’s day to a fresh snowfall on the ground. Before my eyes I see unblemished snow layering over the dead grass like an endless cloth, painting the sides of trees with ivory designs while they wave at you with the gust of brisk winter air. There’s still the child in me that wants to jump for joy and rush to dress up and go sledding down the hill that sits down the street in my old hometown.

As I’ve grown older, my childlike excitement falls on deaf ears, as age and cynicism twist and beat down my once fervent love of snow. “Oh great, time to waste two hours shoveling the snow before work,” I think at four in the morning, hours before the sun will crack over the horizon. “Awesome, time for a three-hour commute home!” I snark from my computer chair as I gaze sadly out of the office window. What happened to that joy I once held? Real life is what happened, and sledding doesn’t pay the bills. (more…)

Looking Back, Looking Forward

A new year is nigh, so we at Children of the Wells wanted to collect some of the thoughts on our mind as 2015 approaches. Enjoy a little look into our end-of-year psyches.

Natasha:

nat_profileThe best book I read this year was, surprisingly, not a YA novel but the biography Unbroken, which I also saw in the theater when it came out on Christmas Day. Just FYI, the movie is not at all exaggerated and, in fact, tones down what Louis Zamperini went through, surviving weeks on a raft at sea only to end up tortured in a Japanese POW camp. It’s just such an incredible story. If you haven’t read it yet, I highly encourage you to do so.

I also recently rewatched the classic movie It’s a Wonderful Life. It had been a few years since my last viewing, and I’m not sure I’d ever been quite so touched as I was this time around. Maybe it’s that I now have kids, I don’t know. I definitely see the world differently than I used to. George Bailey’s feelings of failure really resonated with me (I’m ruining my children!) while, at the same time, I could see the bigger picture and the personal sacrifices he made to help others. It’s so interesting to think of how the world we live in might be different with the total absence of even just one of us. One life affects so many, and whether that’s positive or negative is up to us.

Put these two stories together, one theoretical and one actual but both resounding with truth, and you have a powerfully inspiring and hopeful message. It’s a good way to end one year, putting the mistakes of the past behind you, and find inspiration for another. (more…)

Inspiration in Edinburgh

By Greg Meyer
November 6, 2014

elephanthouse Last week, I had the great fortune to travel to Ireland and Scotland. Having never left the United States before, it was an eye-opening experience for me, even if the culture-shock is lessened when visiting countries where English is the predominant language.

While exploring Edinburgh, I had the chance to go to a little coffee shop called The Elephant House, nestled in the heart of the city. What makes this seemingly ordinary coffee shop special is that it’s where author J. K. Rowling penned an obscure tale known as Harry Potter and the Sorcerer’s Stone. Perhaps you’ve heard of it? Well, I’m a fan of the series, so I found it an interesting experience seeing where “the boy who lived” was born on paper. (more…)

It’s Dangerous to Go Alone

By Greg Meyer
August 28, 2018

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Image from Zelda Dungeon

So last Friday I bought Dark Souls for Playstation 3.

“Why would you do that to yourself?” asked my bewildered wife as we drove away from the store.

Good question! And I’m sure my shaky reply of “I don’t know!” didn’t exactly boost her confidence. For those who don’t know, Dark Souls is an Action RPG where you explore the ruins of a dying land and attempt to save it from a terrible fate. Speaking of dying, be prepared to see the phrase  “You Died” often, because that’s what you’ll be doing, a lot. I mean it. You die on a regular basis. However, each death has a purpose, teaching you a vital lesson in how to survive the hostile world of Lordran.

I bought Dark Souls based on the enthusiastic recommendation of my friend Marcus. He’d regale me with epic tales of daring raids into hostile territory, defeating mammoth bosses by the skin of his teeth, but also tempered with heartbreaking moments of absolute failure. Now, normally that last bit would scare me away from Dark Souls, but something tempered my hesitation: the community aspect. (more…)

Greetings and Salutations!

By Greg Meyer
August 21, 2014

gregmeyerHey Greg, I had a question for you. Would you like to work on a collaborative Sci-fi series Nick and I have been working on? -Tim

My Facebook phone app beeped at me as I took my dog out for another potty break. Whoever said dogs were intelligent must never have met my dog, because I can’t get her to properly use the washroom, something even a three-year-old child can do. Take that, Chloe.

Anyhow, I checked my message and saw that it was from Tim, my friend from grad school. I had originally met Tim back in 2009 during our first fall semester in Virginia Beach. I was enrolled in the Screenwriting program, while Tim focused on Editing. As I got to know the fellow Midwesterner with wild, crazy hair, we discovered we had many common interests. We were huge Mystery Science Theater fans, appreciated quality anime programs, loved Super Smash Brothers, and breathed air. What more could you want in a friendship? We only had one class together but that was enough to form a friendship. (more…)